I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good morning sunshine, now let's spread the message STOP BULLYING, be one. :) — Shennon Fabiano Copy Share Image
Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that I may see my saint. — Ben Jonson Copy Share Image
Dear bed, I always love to stay with you.. But unfortunately I have to leave you and do what I have to..… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
With so many girls using filter, I'm assuming true beauty is hard to find nowadays — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want… — JRR Tolkien Copy Share Image
It's bad when you start the day off with a lie. It's NOT a good morning and Id rather be under my… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
Everyone has highs and lows that they have to learn from, but every morning I start off with a good head on… — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
I avoid that bleak first hour of the working day during which my still sluggish senses and body make every chore a… — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm… — Tony Stewart Copy Share Image
A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One day I want to be walking home in a thunderstorm after a one night stand it's pouring rain, thundering and lightning,… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
You have to get up every morning and tell yourself 'I can do this.' — Julie Johnston Copy Share Image
Sadness flies on the wings of the morning, and out of the heart of darkness comes the light. — Jean Giraudoux Copy Share Image
Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't need to wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy when I could just wake up in the morning feeling… — Sarahi Gonzalez Copy Share Image
