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“One day I want to be walking home in a thunderstorm after a one night stand it's pouring rain, thundering and lightning, and a lightning bolt hits the tip of my penis the voice of Morgan Freeman says SON! You' plugged her good last night , now go home and block her on facebook before she inboxes…” quote by Mitchell Sakundiak — Download Open image

“One day I want to be walking home in a thunderstorm after a one night stand it's pouring rain, thundering and lightning, and a lightning bolt hits the tip of my penis the voice of Morgan Freeman says SON! You' plugged her good last night , now go home and block her on facebook before she inboxes you and annoys the fuck out of you..”

Mitchell Sakundiak

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