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No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
Don't judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn't do my laundry. — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I didn't know what Guess jeans were. I just shopped at Wal-Mart and Kmart and stuff like that. — Anna Nicole Smith Copy Share Image
I don't know about you, but I've never been able to go into a store and buy a pair of jeans off the rack… — Linda Johnson Rice Copy Share Image
I got [Muhammad Ali's boxing shorts] for $40 at an auction. Nobody wanted them. I have them framed in my house. — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
I have a lot of pants from a store that sells professional clown clothes. — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
Okay seriously.. to all you girls out there, after you give a blowjob to us don't try and kiss us alright? Your breath smells… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
You know what they mean by beauty isn't on the inside right? It means once you're inside her it's beautiful! — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
One day I want to be walking home in a thunderstorm after a one night stand it's pouring rain, thundering and lightning, and a… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
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A slut is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everyone touches it, but nobody wants it. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
It's funny how one person can mean the world to you make you feel so good and so bad so fast, I don't know… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
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If your girlfriend was a video game she would be rated E for everyone.. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
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I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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