“I am a mathematician and I can confidently say that the best figure ever produced is your phone number.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
I don't fall in love with guys that have pick up lines, just guys with pick up trucks. — Me Copy Share Image
“The air is full of flying kisses sent by the people who are watching you.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“If I met a horse that looked like you, I’d find that horse attractive.” — S.J. Kincaid Copy Share Image
Baby is that a phone in your back pocket? Because dat ass is calling me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its almost Christmas and Santa's making his list, if you see him before I do, tell him all I want this Christmas… — Ray Jay Kay Copy Share Image
Did anyone tell you that your are Gorgeous for the morning as yet? I hope I am the lucky one !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“With you as an inspiration, a painter will create his best painting, a writer will write his best literature and a poet… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Why do you think I'd like to be the rain? So that when I fall down ill surely fell on your lips — Missyrie Copy Share Image
I hope youre a nurse and Im the patient, so I can tell you all that I feel — Anonymous Copy Share Image
(use when girl has a drink) ask for one of her ice cubes, then throw it on the ground and say there… — Anonymous Copy Share Image