Humor Quote by Christina Lauren

Nellie grinned. "I always wanted to go to Venice. It's supposed to be the romance capital of the world." "Sweet," put in Dan. "Too…

— Gordon Korman

“We’re going to get a couple things straight here, Roarke.’ ‘Your color’s back.’ Pleased with himself, he rose and nipped a kiss onto the…

— J.D. Robb

“Returning my voice to a conversational level, I called back, “Nora, I’m not attempting to embarrass you or single you out. I know you’re…

— Lia Habel

“...once we were loaded, Jeff asked us how it went. Ryan cleared his throat. "Well, I got to use my first public bathroom. That…

— Shelly Crane

“Dee and Adam were joined at the mouth when I sat down. I glanced at Carissa. She rolled her eyes, but I smiled. My…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“was officially at sea as to what was happening before me, but I realized I was taking too long to answer Eddie’s question. An…

— Natalie Rios

“No," he said. "I don't want you to suffer. Much. But the next time you're in bed with Belikov, stop a moment and remember…

— Richelle Mead

“You expect me to give you two hundred grand and let you jet off alone to Southeast Asia?" Kate asked him, more accusation than…

— Janet Evanovich

“I leaned into Karrin a little and said, next to her ear, "You ready for this?" "Only a lunatic is ready for this," she…

— Jim Butcher

“Oooh, intrigue?' Sylvie said playfully. 'Want to know a secret? I am someone else. Nobody knows the real me.' Jess opened the door, sick…

— Kirsty Eagar

“Where are you guys getting all of this?" I asked. "What does it matter if I - oh come on." We'd reached the lobby…

— Richelle Mead

“You grabbed my tit a little, Mr. Old Timey Talker.” Blake seemed to swallow a smile. “Manhandling a lady is inexcusable. I would only…

— Debra Anastasia