I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I meet you for a date and you do not look anything like your picture, then you are buying me drinks… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long. — Superman Copy Share Image
If you stand in front of a mirror holding eleven roses, you will see twelve of the most beautiful things in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Back when I dressed nice and uh... had some money in pocket I'd meet girls, you know. And eventually you gotta Pop… — Dmitry Dyatlov Copy Share Image
Best Pick Up Line: Wanna have sex? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I think of you only twice a day - when I am alone and when I am with someone else.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. Where are Angels like you are from?” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
“Children have always liked the princess story, but they never knew what was her name. I think the princess was, is and… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I am sure that God has given all his time in making you, the remaining human race has been created in haste.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I don’t know what kind of movie would put their locations scout up at a YMCA, but if I had to guess… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You are just like the angel that was too fragile to walk the earth yet too beautiful to stay within Heaven — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He leaned on the bar. "I'm Tony. And you owe me." Okay, here we go, Liza thought, and leaned on the bar,… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been meaning to tell you this. I have got this feelin' that won't go away and every time I look… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
