Funny good morning Quote by Demetri Martin

I didn't feel like reading that night, so I went downstairs and watched a half-hour long commercial that advertised an exercise machine. They kept…

— Stephen Chbosky

My mother phones daily to ask, "Did you just try to reach me?" When I reply no, she adds, "So, if you're not too…

— Erma Bombeck

“sort of wake-up call for me to start making the most”

— Robin S. Sharma

I wake up every morning to 'Take a Chance on Me' as my iPhone alarm - it really gets you going.

— Beanie Feldstein

I found that whatever interested me in life, I could pretty much pick up the phone, call somebody, and all of a sudden be…

— Bo Derek

I woke up. I was like, "Look, you can do anything you want - and you want a lot of things, so you should…

— Shane Smith

Every day I wake up, I say, 'Damn, I hope I don't get that call today.' I don't want to lose my mama. When…

— Clinton Portis

They say life is a gift, and I say waking up everyday is an opportunity to live it.

— Mitchell Perry

I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. I'm not a person. I'm a dog who took this phone out of a guy's…

— Nikhil Saluja

I can get a call at 2 A.M., and the person on the other end is like: 'Sorry, did I wake you?' and I'm…

— Estelle

I wake up every day, and the family fortune is on the line, and that's a good thing.

— Richard Edelman

“That is the best wake-up call I've ever gotten.”

— Christina Lauren