Being drunk Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Weekend forecast: Mostly drunk, with a chance of horny.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Being drunk Funny Weather
This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tonight's forecast patchy outbreaks of alcoholism with scattered profanities followed by heavy pour downs of alcohol leading to persistent drunkeness & hangover. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been known to turn up drunk at triathlons and do very well. I'm more of a heat-of-the-moment type of guy. A friend will… — Ryan Kwanten Copy Share Image
It's amateur night for drinkers so I'm going home to quietly intoxicate myself into a decrepit stupor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting. — Kit Williamson Copy Share Image
I had VODKA with WATER, I got DRUNK. I had WHISKY with WATER, I got DRUNK I had RUM with WATER, I got DRUNK.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your mirror. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any interest in… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
No matter how drunk you actually get.. there's always that small part inside of you that knows EXACTLY what you're doing. — Christine Ramkran Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and it moves… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
