St patricks day Quote by Anonymous

Tonight I'm the designated drinker.

— Alan Jackson

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

— Homer Simpson

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

— Pauly D

I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting - I'm…

— Amy Schumer

I don't drink alcohol too late in the evening; I read a good book.

— Michael Rosbash

I used to think if I didn't have a drink it was going to be a rubbish night, so I'd drink purely to get…

— Megan McKenna

This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself.

— Anonymous

I'm a recovering alcoholic so I should be home.

— Kenny Hickey

I have some drinks at night but that's it.

— Wayne Static

I'm one of those guys who will drink to, uh, kind of celebrate. I don't drink too much when I'm down or anything like…

— Jeff Bridges

I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.

— Tina Fey

I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and…

— Woody Allen