Catch hold of a leprechaun and don't let go,for he will tell you the address of the gold that is unknown. Happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It saddens me to think this may be the first St. Patrick's Day I won't be urinating in public with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's worship someone who possibly banished non-existent snakes from Ireland. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you barrels of Beer. Wishing you pots of Gold. Wishing you all good luck. Happy St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm starting a drunken brawl with the first person today who stereotypes the Irish. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I give you my good wishes, warm thoughts and honest prayers. May you get blessed on this St. Patrick's Day. Enjoy! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Luck, Prosperity. Friends & Beer!!! Wishing you a Happy St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you a very sweet and Happy St. Patrick's Day. May God bless you with loads of luck, joy and prosperity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you make more of friends, and no enemies.May you make more money,and lose none.May you get blessed on St. Patrick's Day… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is the one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amateur night for drinkers so I'm going home to quietly intoxicate myself into a decrepit stupor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry our country has no better way to honor your people's heritage than with a green fast food milkshake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm glad it's understood that St. Patrick's Day takes precedence over your birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your appalling St. Patrick's Day behavior not end up in a massive viral video demanding you be brought to justice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm giving up drinking for Lent and giving up Lent for St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day. May you have a great day, filled with friends, fun, smiles and beers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will forever be haunted by your attempt to order a complicated drink at a packed bar on St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is nothing like, good luck or bad luck. We mold our own fortune. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't search for a four-leaf clover. Good luck is shinning right above you. All you got to do, is believe. Happy St.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the constant references to leprechauns this time of year not be a painful reminder of how short and possibly gay your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you luck, blessings, joy and fun, for today and forever. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Save money this St. Patrick's Day by passing out as fast as humanly possible. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
