I hope thousands of wildly intoxicated revelers don't interfere with your low-key St. Patrick's Day birthday plans. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May lady luck shine on you. May you get the machine that makes Gold for you. Wishing you good luck on St.Patrick's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm excited for the one day of the year when green's meaning shifts from saving the environment to polluting our major organs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no gentle way to tell you that you're the designated driver on St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to Hollywood not bothering to make an unwatchable star-studded romantic comedy called St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I refuse to be told what color to wear unless it's by pretty much any fashion magazine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This St. Patrick's Day, let's discuss whether we'd rather sleep with Colin Farrell, Gabriel Byrne, or Bono before making out with someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the luck and joy shine on you, today and everyday. I wish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Irish blessings to you and your loved ones. wishing you a very Happy St. Patrick's Feast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's day is not only about wearing green. It is about following his preachings and practicing them in real life. Have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the world go green with envy, seeing the luck you will have from today. Happy St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not wearing green today simply means you hate Christ or possibly wearing green. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy St Patrick's Day May the Irish luck be yours, on St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you receive my good wishes. May you receive my warm thoughts.May you receive my prayers for you.May you know that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you and your loved ones be blessed in abundance. May the ray of wisdom and hope always be shinning above you.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time, a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy St. Patrick's Day to an Irish relative who came here with a dream of equality and now wants to move back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We decided it would be best to confiscate anything that allows you to tweet or take photos this St. Patricks Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May misery run away from you. May happiness come towards you. May you get everything you want, always. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May St. Patrick shower you with the gifts of wisdom and knowledge. Have a happy St. Patrick's feast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All I ask is that you wait until after St. Patrick's Day if you happen to be planning my intervention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you, Good luck, blessings and happiness, for today and every day. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May Siri be able to decipher your slurred requests for bar locations this St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Paint yourself green and search for the hidden pot of gold. It is St. Patrick's Day. Have a Happy Feast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image