May Siri be able to decipher your slurred requests for bar locations this St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's unfortunate that your inevitable attempt at an Irish jig this St. Patrick's Day will likely bring our friendship to an end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you a day filled with barrels of beers, pots of gold and loads of happiness. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Paint yourself green and search for the hidden pot of gold. It is St. Patrick's Day. Have a Happy Feast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time, a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you receive my good wishes. May you receive my warm thoughts.May you receive my prayers for you.May you know that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your life be filled with good luck, love and success. Have a great St. Patrick's feast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you, Good luck, blessings and happiness, for today and every day. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We decided it would be best to confiscate anything that allows you to tweet or take photos this St. Patricks Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it's just based on my ethnicity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May misery run away from you. May happiness come towards you. May you get everything you want, always. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's drink this St. Patrick's Day like we just publicly resigned from Goldman Sachs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy St. Patrick's Day to an Irish relative who came here with a dream of equality and now wants to move back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Leave all your worries behind. Smile, because life is a gift. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not wearing green today simply means you hate Christ or possibly wearing green. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate a proud Irish tradition by drinking shameful American beers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May St. Patrick shower you with the gifts of wisdom and knowledge. Have a happy St. Patrick's feast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
