St patrick's day Quote by Anonymous

They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.

— Conan O'Brien

It saddens me to think this may be the first St. Patrick's Day I won't be urinating in public with you.

— Anonymous

There's no excuse for drink-driving.

— Ant McPartlin

“Chicago honors a saint: Patrick. But unlike the San Giovanni Festival honoring John the Baptist, St. Patrick’s Day is less about the saint, and…

— Kristin Rae

St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their…

— Margot Leitman

May your blessings outnumber the Shamrocks that grow. And may trouble avoid you Wherever you go. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

— Anonymous

All I ask is that you wait until after St. Patrick's Day if you happen to be planning my intervention.

— Anonymous

Save money this St. Patrick's Day by passing out as fast as humanly possible.

— Anonymous

I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear.

— Anonymous

St. Patrick's Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It's not the biggest. It's right behind New Year's Eve, Fourth of July,…

— David Letterman

May St. Patrick shower you with the gifts of wisdom and knowledge. Have a happy St. Patrick's feast.

— Anonymous

I went out with some old friends and we were having fun. A couple of them were very intoxicated. When I went to leave,…

— Rima Fakih