America Quote by David Letterman

St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their…

— Margot Leitman

Making it [St. Patrick's Day] a great day for the Irish, but just an ok day if you're looking for a quiet tavern to…

— Jon Stewart

The prime minister of Ireland will be celebrating St. Patrick's Day at the White House. So finally the Secret Service agents will have a…

— Conan O'Brien

St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time, a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic.

— Anonymous

It saddens me to think this may be the first St. Patrick's Day I won't be urinating in public with you.

— Anonymous

“It is St Patrick's Day and here at Scranton, that is a huge deal... It is the closest that the Irish will ever get…

— Anonymous

I hope thousands of wildly intoxicated revelers don't interfere with your low-key St. Patrick's Day birthday plans.

— Anonymous

On this day, millions of people...throughout the world will gather to commemorate the life of Patrick, patron saint of Ireland. From his days as…

— George W. Bush

Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day.

— Anonymous

It's like some weird excuse for high school kids to vomit. It's not good. It's stupid. I'm sure that's not what St. Patrick's Day…

— Frances McDormand

St.Patrick's Day is named for St. Patrick, the first guy to feed Guinness to a snake.

— Conan O'Brien

It's such a shame, really, because we were known for our country of saints and scholars, and we grew up with such a great…

— Katie Taylor