John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“even lying to myself. Maybe there was nothing I could do on this that the Bureau or Secret Service wasn’t already covering.” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I never worked for any secret service, certainly not the Israeli secret service. — Geert Wilders Copy Share Image
“Not even a lane could be changed without an exact copycat movement by my Secret Service.” — Barbara Pierce Bush Copy Share Image
The vast majority of Secret Service agents are incredibly competent people. — Bob Beckel Copy Share Image
The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB — Clive James Copy Share Image
I've never met Eminem; you don't meet Eminem. He has his own secret service. — Chance the Rapper Copy Share Image
It is true that my predecessor did not object, as I do, to pictures of one's golf skill in action. But neither,… — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
As nearly two dozen Secret Service agents and members of the military were punished or fired following a 2012 prostitution scandal in… — Carol D. Leonnig Copy Share Image
I am still in touch with my Secret Service agents, most of whom are retired now. They really get to be your… — Susan Ford Copy Share Image
“Earl Moncrief, the butler, built his financial, procurement, and secret service organizations with the brute power of cash and a profound understanding… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
We have entered the era of the "imperial" former presidency with lavish libraries, special staffs and benefits, around-the-clock Secret Service protection for… — Lawton Chiles Copy Share Image
“Often, after a secret service, Christians were caught and sent to prison. There, Christians wear chains with the gladness with which a… — Richard Wurmbrand Copy Share Image
Some men mistake generosity for charity: these flatter themselves that they are giving gratuitously, whilst they are merely rewarding secret services offered… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
The original judgment of the FBI, the Secret Service, and the CIA was that there were three shots. I don't think that… — John Sherman Cooper Copy Share Image
Most major domestic programs got more money this year, and they're used to reflect the priorities of the upcoming year. One good… — Susan Davis Copy Share Image
I challenge Hillary Clinton; take away your Secret Service. Take it away now! Take away your Secret Service! Dismiss them! Have no… — Matt Drudge Copy Share Image
“assassination. If the truthful answer is “No, what with all those Secret Service agents and special arrangements, I couldn’t get within a… — Gavin de Becker Copy Share Image
A couple of years ago, I went to dinner with a very high-profile source, and out of respect, I put my phone… — Kristen Welker Copy Share Image
The other day Aks and I went up to your ranch for a day's fishing. I cannot remember any day when we… — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
“She thrust out her arms wide, in strange ritual of triumph, as Mimi Brissard had in Paris. She was a black, ominous… — Cornell Woolrich Copy Share Image
The Secret Service hates to complain about something. They're secret by nature. They're not boastful; they don't like to be in the… — Jeh Johnson Copy Share Image
“the Secret Service trains its agents to identify counterfeit bills by having them handle every possible kind of real REAL bill. Old… — José N. Harris Copy Share Image
“Bear with me G-Harrison because this is going to be a long speech. I’ve always had this feeling that the world is… — Michael Diack Copy Share Image
“really couldn’t say. Although I heard a statistic once about something like possibly fifty thousand Black Masses being said every year in… — William Peter Blatty Copy Share Image
“He's outwardly respectable. (They say he cheats at cards.) And his footprints are not found in any file of Scotland Yard's. And… — T.S. Eliot Copy Share Image
“If there was any doubt about the authenticity of his fake ID, it would now be put to the test. As Sage… — Hilary Duff Copy Share Image
“ "You’re the first girl I’ve met around here who’s real, and who cares about things and likes to do things. But… — Jennifer Sturman Copy Share Image
“Mr. Trump ordered his advance team to book only hotels that were less than six months old. He didn’t care if it… — Corey R. Lewandowski Copy Share Image
“We heard the United States had a new president, that she was arranging for a loan from the Commonwealth to bail us… — Jean Hegland Copy Share Image
“Defense Minister, General Militaru was definitely from the latter category. Iliescu wanted terrorists and he was about to provide them. The whole… — Florin Grancea Copy Share Image
Secret Service agents wear suits to blend in with presidential visits, not stand out. — Dan Bongino Copy Share Image
“So I’m in the American Secret Service? Damn.” “It was all reported in the press the next day.” — Douglas Preston Copy Share Image
I joined the Secret Service in June 1999 as a special agent and vividly remember an agency brimming with pride. — Dan Bongino Copy Share Image
As a proud former Secret Service agent, it's tough to stand by and watch the agency struggle. — Dan Bongino Copy Share Image
“I'm an agent of Her Majesty's Secret Service. I do not do booby traps.” — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“He looked like a cross between The Terminator and a secret service agent— a really hot secret service agent.” — Sara Humphreys Copy Share Image
“What are you - Secret Service?' 'If I were, I wouldn't admit it.' 'And you're not admitting it, I notice.” — Robert Goddard Copy Share Image
