Drunk Quote by Lil Jon Download Open image “If you not drunk ladies & gentlemen. Get ready to get fucked up” — Lil Jon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drunk Fucked Gentlemen Ready Ready Ready Fucked
I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
I don't need to get drunk to have a good time... I just need drunk friends!!!!!!!!! — Shanice Love Copy Share Image
Well, you've got to learn how to make fun of yourself - you know what I mean? — Lil Jon Copy Share Image
For me, I put Mac Dre right up there with Biggie and 'Pac as legends who have since passed on. — Lil Jon Copy Share Image
I hate reality shows. It's funny because me and my wife be arguing all the time about reality shows 'cause she loves reality shows… — Lil Jon Copy Share Image
I've been an Internet person since early on, been a social media person since early on. — Lil Jon Copy Share Image
To all skeet skeet motherfucker MOTHERFUCKER! All skeet skeet god damn GOT DAMN! — Lil Jon Copy Share Image
High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Ye youths and virgins, when your generous blood Has drunk the warmth of fifteen summers, now The loves invite; now to new rapture wakes… — John Armstrong Copy Share Image
Husband comes home drunk and breaks crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. ... — Mazher (@mazher50 Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Curiously, the righteous Pharisees had little historical impact, save for a brief time in a remote corner of the Roman Empire. But Jesus' disciples… — Philip Yancey Copy Share Image
“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to keep his… — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it doesn’t matter.… — Benjamin Hale Copy Share Image
“Well, make up your mind. I don’t have all night.” Fidelia set her beer on the porch and removed a set of keys from… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
I have so strong a sense of creation, of tomorrow, that I cannot get drunk, knowing I will be less alive, less well, less… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
“Eleven o'clock had come and gone. I had to find a way to bring this conversation to a successful conclusion and get out of… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Keith was just bringing the glass to his lips when Adrian said, "Mmm. O positive, my favorite." Keith sprayed out the wine he'd just… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image