Abusive relationship Quote by John Alejandro King

Any resemblance is coincidentally pure.

— John Alejandro King

If it can be prepared for, it isn't the worst.

— John Alejandro King

I'm damned if I do, but I'm only darned if I don't.

— John Alejandro King

Gut Your Trust.

— John Alejandro King

There's a famous saying: If 99% was good enough, gravity wouldn't work for 14 minutes every day. I did the calculation, and it's actually…

— John Alejandro King

The camouflage you admire doesn't deserve it.

— John Alejandro King

I'm all for one-world government, assuming we can find a world.

— John Alejandro King

A double standard is a scandal. A single standard is an atrocity.

— John Alejandro King

Wait, the Jesus lizard is the lizard that runs on top of the water, not the lizard that shoots blood out of its eyes?…

— John Alejandro King

Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be dusty.

— John Alejandro King

In the highly unlikely event he survived the drastic changes in the ratio of his volume to his surface area, by approximately the 8th…

— John Alejandro King

America has never lost a war. We just misplaced a couple temporarily.

— John Alejandro King