Drink Quote by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“-Would it help if I said I was very drunk? Brachio shook his head. - We all were. -Shitty childhood? -Mummy used to leave…

— Joe Abercrombie

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

— Ernest Hemingway

Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!

— Anonymous

“Good morning,” she said. “Are you drunk?” She noticed what a split second it took for him to flare into aggression. “Do I look…

— Hilary Mantel

“So you're here by yourself?" “Yes." “Seems like an odd place to come by yourself." “I needed to get away." “Woman trouble? That's another…

— David Gilmour

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk, that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.

— Jackana

“I came in several times and spoke, but perhaps you were asleep when I thought you were awake.' 'You are very considerate to explain…

— R.K. Narayan

“What is said when drunk has been thought out beforehand.”

— Anonymous

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana