Beer Quote by Ian Botham

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.

— W. C. Fields

I've never been drunk. I've never even had a beer.

— Davey Havok

That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.

— Kevin Hearne

I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs.

— Paula Abdul

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke.

— Dana Plato

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

— George Gobel

21 beers for 21 years.

— Anonymous

I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that…

— Craig Ferguson

I never drank any in my life. Never have. Just never liked the taste of whiskey, and beer I don't care for at all.

— Porter Wagoner

It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been…

— Tom Green

According to a brand new report, alcohol abuse in Ireland is on the rise. Mainly because the guy who didn't drink now does.

— Conan O'Brien

When I started having a couple of beers and loosening up, I realized how many years I had wasted going back to my hotel…

— Bradford Cox