Ass Quote by Frank Zappa

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass.

— Frank Zappa

Soup's on and I got a coupon. Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon. He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce... And this ain't…

— Daniel Dumile

If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Three feet of…

— Unkown

“Are you a fan of escargot?" he asked. "Not particularly." "Good." His smile eased onto his lips again. "I get concerned when people eat…

— Melanie Dobson

“If you finish eating this food, I’ll get you a whole herd of giant donkeys.” “That’s the strangest bribe I’ve ever heard of,”

— Ilona Andrews

“and the chewing and swallowing imbue me with an unadulterated sense of donkey delight.”

— Mo Yan

“If I wanted to eat leftovers, I wouldn’t have taken a dump in the Tupperware.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Deciding that he was essentially useless, I made him a large glass of sangre del tigre- "blood of the tiger"- a lethal Bloody Mary…

— Stacey Ballis

“When I got home, a spicy scent lured me into the kitchen. My stomach grumbled and I might’ve started drooling the moment I spotted…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“He pulled a Tupperware container out of the fridge and set it next to the carton of eggs. “Why do I get the feeling…

— Tessa Bailey

Meat!" he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian." You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans," I reminded him. Those are vegetables.

— Rick Riordan

Come, my pretender, my fritter, my bubbler, my chicken biddy! Oh succulent one, it is but one turn in the road and I would…

— Anne Sexton