I'm the daughter of a sister whose the mother of a brother who's the brother of another. — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
There was this long lovely dancer in a little club downtown, love to watch her do her stuff. — Bob Seger Copy Share Image
Libido, fascination, too much oral defecation. White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy. — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If we can hump dead animals and antelopes, there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope. — Eminem Copy Share Image
There is a house in New Orleans they call the Rising Sun, and it's been the ruin of many a poor boy… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Rudolf Valentino looks very much alive and he looks up ladies dresses as they sadly pass him by. — Ray Davies Copy Share Image
The most exciting thing about women's liberation is that this century will be able to take advantage of talent and potential genius… — Helen Reddy Copy Share Image
We had a great time on the bench talking about crime, mother-stabbin', father raping, all kinds of groovy things. — Arlo Guthrie Copy Share Image
They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes. — Ray Stevens Copy Share Image
How come I can pick my ears, but not my nose? Who made up that rule anyway? How can you say that's… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again. — George Jones Copy Share Image