Funny but true Quote by Regina Griffin Download Open image ““Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.”” — Regina Griffin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny but true Funny quotes Humor Humorous Tags-funny-and-random
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“Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be having an entirely different conversation. I wonder if I’d still be mad at you, or if we would talk in words or pictures. Maybe in smells. That would be cool.” -Janco” — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share
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