“Besides, it's my God-given right as an American to speak my mind and fill others' ears with my thoughts, my opinions, my… — Tim Anderson Childhood memories Copy Share Image
“Turn right on here and then go straight.” “No,” Jennifer scolded. “Go forward.” Yes, go forward. Go straight and you end up… — Tim Anderson Turn Right Copy Share Image
“Hormones directing my thoughts, commandeering my innocent hands, and insisting that they do an odd, immoral, and exquisite thing in bed, in… — Tim Anderson Hormones Copy Share Image
“gaijin, n. 1. foreigner, outsider 2. pest, big fat alien, one who must be stared at on trains” — Tim Anderson Alien Copy Share Image
