Funny-and-random Quote by Regina Griffin

If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?

— Shubham Joshi

“Perhaps you have a lumpy ass because you are perserving your fat cells with diet soda”

— Rory Freedman

“There is a glucose sugar that tastes just like sugar, but contains 0 calories because it cannot be metabolized.”

— Lena Shaw

“Except mine is full fat with dairy not soy because that’s just gross. I figure if you’re going to consume four hundred and fifty…

— Stacey Lynn

“Pepsi. A refreshing drink. A soft tone playing when you wake up, but then it is gone and you don’t know if you dreamed…

— Joseph Fink

“The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!”

— Rick Riordan

“There is only about one teaspoon of sugar in your entire bloodstream.”

— Eric Westman MD

“I took one sip and literally spit it out. It was the grossest thing I’d ever tasted. I remember once getting a Diet Coke…

— J.D. Vance

“One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Soda is the worst thing.

— Bernard Hopkins

“Empty calories taste so good when you're down in the dumps.”

— Joanne Rocklin

“If someone were crushed to death trying to get a frosty can of Diet Coke, it wouldn't be my fault. I'd tried to raise…

— Eileen Cook