Quote by Rory Freedman Download Open image ““Perhaps you have a lumpy ass because you are perserving your fat cells with diet soda”” — Rory Freedman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I think you’re funny, and the toilet sounds like a soda can opening when it flushes. It’s a diet soda, so it’s less filling… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If someone were crushed to death trying to get a frosty can of Diet Coke, it wouldn't be my fault. I'd tried to raise… — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“Apparently food encourages not only fat cells, but thinking - two things models seem to be missing.” — Katie Kacvinsky Copy Share Image
“You don't know what it's like trying to eat enough to live on and at the same time avoid fats and carbohydrates.” — Muriel Spark Copy Share Image
“I stuff another handful of Raisinets in my mouth. What gets me is the 'pretty face' bit. 'Cause I won't mind being reminded I'm… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“Eating anything that is not natural is likely going to make you fat!” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“So your junk food has a shelf life of twenty-two years and will probably outlive your fat, sorry ass.” — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image
“What, you don't eat fat people?' 'Fat...not alive. Waste product. Need meet.” — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
“Whenever you see the words "fat free" or "low-fat," think of the words "chemical shit storm.” — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image
“Now that you're a Skinny Bitch, don't turn into a skinny bitch. We conceived of the title, Skinny Bitch, to get attention and sell… — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image
“You should not need anything to wake up. If you can't wake up without it, it's because you are either addicted to caffeine, sleep… — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image
“So your junk food has a shelf life of twenty-two years and will probably outlive your fat, sorry ass.” — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image
“Every time you consume factory-farmed chicken, beef, veal, pork, eggs, or dairy, you are eating antibiotics, pesticides, steroids, and hormones.” — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image
“Milk = fat. Butter = fat. Cheese = fat. People who think these products can be low fat or fat free = fucking morons.” — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image
“Brace yourselves, girls: Soda is liquid Satan. It is the devil. It is garbage. There is nothing in soda that should be put into… — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image
“Never feel like or say you are "giving up" your favorite foods. Those words have a negative connotation, like you are sacrificing something. You're… — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image
“Laboratory scientists use formaldehyde as a disinfectant or preservative. They don't fucking drink it.” — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image
“And when all feels hopeless, remember that you are in charge of what goes into your body, you don't answer to anyone, and you… — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image
