“Whenever you see the words "fat free" or "low-fat," think of the words "chemical shit storm.” — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image
“Now that you're a Skinny Bitch, don't turn into a skinny bitch. We conceived of the title, Skinny Bitch, to get attention… — Rory Freedman Books Copy Share Image
“You should not need anything to wake up. If you can't wake up without it, it's because you are either addicted to… — Rory Freedman End of the world Copy Share Image
“So your junk food has a shelf life of twenty-two years and will probably outlive your fat, sorry ass.” — Rory Freedman Junk food Copy Share Image
“Every time you consume factory-farmed chicken, beef, veal, pork, eggs, or dairy, you are eating antibiotics, pesticides, steroids, and hormones.” — Rory Freedman Time Copy Share Image
“Milk = fat. Butter = fat. Cheese = fat. People who think these products can be low fat or fat free = fucking morons.” — Rory Freedman Fat people Copy Share Image
“Brace yourselves, girls: Soda is liquid Satan. It is the devil. It is garbage. There is nothing in soda that should be… — Rory Freedman Bad news Copy Share Image
“Never feel like or say you are "giving up" your favorite foods. Those words have a negative connotation, like you are sacrificing… — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image
“Laboratory scientists use formaldehyde as a disinfectant or preservative. They don't fucking drink it.” — Rory Freedman Hilarious Copy Share Image
“And when all feels hopeless, remember that you are in charge of what goes into your body, you don't answer to anyone,… — Rory Freedman Dieting-humor Copy Share Image
“Perhaps you have a lumpy ass because you are perserving your fat cells with diet soda” — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image