Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There are fewer things more thrilling in life than lumpy letters. That rattle. — Jean Shepherd Copy Share Image
“At Winterfell they had called her “Arya Horseface” and she’d thought nothing could be worse, but that was before the orphan boy… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Perhaps you have a lumpy ass because you are perserving your fat cells with diet soda” — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image