Funny Quote by Shubham Joshi Download Open image “If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?” — Shubham Joshi ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
There's absolutely no soda in my diet. Lots of fruits and vegetables, and I stay away from fried foods. — Mya Copy Share Image
I have no sugar. I don’t eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice. — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
“There is a glucose sugar that tastes just like sugar, but contains 0 calories because it cannot be metabolized.” — Lena Shaw Copy Share Image
I don't drink any soda. None at all. Just water with lemon. If I need something different: iced tea. I don't have anything like… — Jillian Rose Reed Copy Share Image
“Brace yourselves, girls: Soda is liquid Satan. It is the devil. It is garbage. There is nothing in soda that should be put into… — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image
I ordered a soda - caffeine-free, low sodium, no artificial flavors. They brought me a glass of water. — Robert E. Murray Copy Share Image
To achieve something you've never achieved before, you must become someone you've never been before. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
A cigarette of trust and a puff of kiss create a perfect smoke of love. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I LOVE YOU 'I' am here all I need is YOU and we will make LOVE together — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
True love happens between the souls but the body of the soul suffers. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Just remember that somewhere in the other corner of the world someone is happy because you are happy :) — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I believe that sex is the beautiful thing between two people.Between five it is fantastic. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I dont know who created girls, but the creator must have been a smart but a complicated person¦ — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image