Things you'll never hear stop sucking my dick or ill call the police — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Instead of saying LOL I am going to say SALTS(smiled a little then stopped).It's more truthful. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
If you ever want to see a man cry..Put a beer in one hand and a naked woman in the other..And..MAKE HIM… — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Saving is the best thing..especially when your parents have done it for you. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I believe that sex is the beautiful thing between two people.Between five it is fantastic. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I am not saying that I hate you, I am just saying that if you were hit by a bus I would… — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
She said she wanted a separation. I was horrified, and I said, You want me to wear a condom!¨ — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
When you really really want to slap someone do it...just make sure to say 'mosquito' when you do it — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just… — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you But those roses are wilting, the violets are dead,… — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
IF the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.… — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
There are two typos of people in the world.one who can edit and one who cannot. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Im very close to my dad. Hes about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony? — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Behind every good man, there is a good woman. And behind every good woman, there's another man looking at her butt. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
The truth is like a nipple: the more you twist it, the more somebody is going to get hurt — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
If sharks really can smell blood, then Id imagine theyre all salivating over my erection right now — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I want a girl in whose eyes I can see the whole world..i really want to see france — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Guys, when your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her Facebook status, youre either doing something very wrong or very, very right. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I think the pants is more important for men than a wife. There are many places where you can safely go without… — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
To achieve something you've never achieved before, you must become someone you've never been before. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
A cigarette of trust and a puff of kiss create a perfect smoke of love. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I LOVE YOU 'I' am here all I need is YOU and we will make LOVE together — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
True love happens between the souls but the body of the soul suffers. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Just remember that somewhere in the other corner of the world someone is happy because you are happy :) — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I believe that sex is the beautiful thing between two people.Between five it is fantastic. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I dont know who created girls, but the creator must have been a smart but a complicated person¦ — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
