Funny Quote by Shubham Joshi Download Open image “Things you'll never hear stop sucking my dick or ill call the police” — Shubham Joshi ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
My jaws hurt! I swear I suck too much dick .. and my coochie smelling like straight GARBAGE right now. smh — Author Name Copy Share Image
I got this girl dropped out the army and she suck dick from the base, if she don't know nothin else the bitch gone… — Dzodiac Copy Share Image
Bitches talk shit because they don't know Me; But if I had a Dick they'd be the first ones to blow me.. So bitch… — Shylowmadd Copy Share Image
To achieve something you've never achieved before, you must become someone you've never been before. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
A cigarette of trust and a puff of kiss create a perfect smoke of love. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I LOVE YOU 'I' am here all I need is YOU and we will make LOVE together — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
True love happens between the souls but the body of the soul suffers. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Just remember that somewhere in the other corner of the world someone is happy because you are happy :) — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I believe that sex is the beautiful thing between two people.Between five it is fantastic. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I dont know who created girls, but the creator must have been a smart but a complicated person¦ — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
