Comedy Quote by Shubham Joshi

Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It's more truthful.

— Alisa Gattus

Instead saying 'LOL' I'm gonna say 'SALTS' [ smiled a little then stopped ] Its more truthful

— Anonymous

Salt is like good-humor, and nearly every thing is better for a pinch of it.

— Louisa May Alcott

Growing up, I thought salt belonged in a shaker at the table and nowhere else.

— Samin Nosrat

“Like attention, praise and porn, salt is one of those instant gratifiers that are easy to get too much of and hard to get…

— Josh Ozersky

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."

— Mitch Hedberg

“Salt is like good humor, and nearly everything is better for a pinch of it.”

— Louisa May Alcott

“What do I always tell you? ‘ Not enough salt is an in-salt,’ and ‘Too much salt is an as-salt!”

— S.D. Smith

“Sweet talk's like salt. You can add some later, if need be, but if you pour out too much, you can't sift it out…

— Marcia Gruver

“I now know for certain that my mind and emotions, my fix on the real and my family's well-being, depend on just a few…

— David Lovelace

“I blinked at him. "What does salt have to do with any of this?" "It protects you from evil." "Salt?" Disbelief all but dripped…

— Alyxandra Harvey

If stealing a few saltshakers was wrong I didn't want to be right.

— Paul Neilan