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Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It's more truthful.

— Alisa Gattus

Instead of saying LOL I am going to say SALTS(smiled a little then stopped).It's more truthful.

— Shubham Joshi

“Sweet talk's like salt. You can add some later, if need be, but if you pour out too much, you can't sift it out…

— Marcia Gruver

“Salt is like good humor, and nearly everything is better for a pinch of it.”

— Louisa May Alcott

Salt is like good-humor, and nearly every thing is better for a pinch of it.

— Louisa May Alcott

“You talk so sweet I bet you have to suck on salt for half and hour to get the taste of sugar out of…

— Orson Scott Card

“What do I always tell you? ‘ Not enough salt is an in-salt,’ and ‘Too much salt is an as-salt!”

— S.D. Smith

“Like attention, praise and porn, salt is one of those instant gratifiers that are easy to get too much of and hard to get…

— Josh Ozersky

“Just like salt makes sweet taste sweeter, trials make happy feel happier.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“Say Morg--you mind if I use the rest of your bath salts? There's only a little left.”

— Shirley Jackson

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."

— Mitch Hedberg

“I blinked at him. "What does salt have to do with any of this?" "It protects you from evil." "Salt?" Disbelief all but dripped…

— Alyxandra Harvey