Quote by S.D. Smith

“Salt is like good humor, and nearly everything is better for a pinch of it.”

— Louisa May Alcott

“I hate you almost as much as I hate salt.”

— Rachel Higginson

“My name is Salt. I'm the reason there is salt in the sea.”

— Mugison

“Like attention, praise and porn, salt is one of those instant gratifiers that are easy to get too much of and hard to get…

— Josh Ozersky

“I now know for certain that my mind and emotions, my fix on the real and my family's well-being, depend on just a few…

— David Lovelace

“Salt is truly useful when it is used usefully, so are dexterity, wisdom and understanding!”

— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

“I'm so busy listening to the heart that I don't even hear when somebody asks me to pass the salt.”

— Frederik Pohl

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."

— Mitch Hedberg

“You are the salt of the earth. But remember that salt is useful when in association, but useless in isolation.”

— Israelmore Ayivor

There is such a thing as too much salt. I'm just sayin'.

— Taissa Farmiga

“I blinked at him. "What does salt have to do with any of this?" "It protects you from evil." "Salt?" Disbelief all but dripped…

— Alyxandra Harvey

“What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!”

— Keith R.A. DeCandido