Keith R.A. DeCandido

“She's one you *really* care about, isn't she?" Eliot shook his head. "How can you read other people so well, and completely…

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“I’m afraid any plans you have to kill him will have to wait—I believe he is the only person on the ship…

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“I get that--but why replace him with this guy? I mean, Dick Clark did American Bandstand. All this guy's done is deny…

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“The trick is to recognize the flaw in yourself and work to correct it.”

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“No, he focused on the one thing that he knew would keep him grounded the way the demon said he'd need to…

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“Who's the genius who thought replacing Dick Clark with Ryan Seacrest was a good idea?”

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“Age of the geek, baby!”

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“You get to help people in ways that I can't even imagine. Hell, *you get to help people.*”

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“Needle in a haystack's easy - just bring a magnet." Eliot stared witheringly at Hardison. "You take the poetry out of everything."…

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“Of course, you won't confirm or deny it, which means I'm probably right, since if I was wrong, you'd be gloating about…

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“All aspects of honor derive from honesty. A liar cannot truly be honorable, for where is the honor in deception?”

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“... I'd rather be prepared for one we don't have to fight than not be prepared for one we have to.”

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“They were handy to have around, Nate's little gang. They were that wonderful combination of talented and noble. The former was useful,…

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“Death is the one foe that everyone faces, the one foe that never loses.”

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“What is that *smell*?" Eliot shook his head. "I keep telling you, it's fresh air.”

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“I can follow pretty much every programming language out there, I can make a two-hundred-year-old diary out of some really nasty ingredients,…

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“The world tells us what we need to know when we are ready to know it and not before. That's the way…

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“And the next time Ash needs a favor, he can go bite me.”

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“Dad had this story. A Marine and a Navy guy walk into a bathroom together. They both take a piss, and then…

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“You people did a good thing." "That's what we do," Nate said quietly.”

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“Honor is served only by combat that elevates the spirit. Correct choices—of whom we fight, and why, and how we live—are paving…

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“The beginning of wisdom is the statement 'I don't know'. The person who cannot make that statement is one who will never…

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!”

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“Dude, you are not equating being on that lame-ass Star Search wannabe show with hosting American Bandstand, are you?”

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“He was convinced that the purse was like that stupid phone booth thing on that TV show Hardison liked: bigger on the…

— Keith R.A. DeCandido