Humorous Quote by Keith R.A. DeCandido

““Of course, you won't confirm or deny it, which means I'm probably right, since if I was wrong, you'd be gloating about it.””

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“No, he focused on the one thing that he knew would keep him grounded the way the demon said he'd need to be. " Take your brother outside as fast as you can - don't look back. Now, Dean, go!" Sam's not dying. Not on my watch. You protect your family no matter what. I'm coming for you, Sammy. Just…

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“You get to help people in ways that I can't even imagine. Hell, *you get to help people.*”

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“Needle in a haystack's easy - just bring a magnet." Eliot stared witheringly at Hardison. "You take the poetry out of everything." "Says the…

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“All aspects of honor derive from honesty. A liar cannot truly be honorable, for where is the honor in deception?”

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“... I'd rather be prepared for one we don't have to fight than not be prepared for one we have to.”

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