Funny Quote by Shubham Joshi

When you really want to SLAP SOMEONE DO IT.....

— HOttieDeviL

When something exciting happens I randomly slap the person next to me.

— Anonymous

It's fun to slap people around.

— George Clooney

These my two hands / quick to slap my face / before others could slap it.

— Gloria E. Anzaldúa

When you're slapped you'll take and like it!

— Anonymous

Become a worry-slapper. Treat frets like mosquitoes. Do you procrastinate when a bloodsucking bug lights on your skin? 'I'll take care of it in…

— Max Lucado

When some one tells you expect the unexpected slap them and say you didn't expect that did you.

— Anonymous

I didn't slap anyone! I was just swinging my hand in the air and someone decided to block it with his cheek. I wasn't…

— Anonymous

When life knocks you down.. calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, You hit like a girl.

— Anonymous

Next time I want to do something nice, slap me.

— Simone Elkeles

If some one ever told you told no just slapp them and you will see that the day gets prettier

— Sally Janesen

Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no…

— Karren Brady