Funny Quote by Cynthia Hand

I stayed with a family in the bush in Alaska and there were absolutely swarms of mosquitos. The crew were wearing full body nets…

— Ben Fogle

“Mosquito repellents don’t actually repel; they hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know that you’re there.”

— Jenny Kellett

“repel the mosquitoes.”

— Emily R. King

You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests?…

— Jack Handey

“Are you to be an individual, a trespasser in territory none else has had the wit or nerve to explore, or just another troublesome…

— Tom Robbins

“The mosquitoes around here are so mean - one day I saw one chase a bird into a birdhouse. The only thing that save…

— possibly an Alaskan

“This area is called Wallkill National Wildlife Preserve. The preserve ostensibly exists to promote waterfowl, but it truly excels as a haven for mosquito…

— David Miller

“you will probably be eaten by either wild boar, coyotes, or at the very least these fucking annoying pterodactyl mosquitoes.”

— T.M. Frazier

I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.

— Anonymous

“You’re like a mosquito that won’t die. Back up or I’ll swat you down.”

— Tijan

“A mosquito. Up here, once the bloodthirsty insects got a bead on you, they came in like a squadron of fighter planes. They made…

— L.A. Dobbs

I hate mosquitoes... I mean, I know I'm delicious, but dang.

— Anonymous