Jokes Quote by Anonymous

The difference between a mosquito and a slut, when you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.

— Amit Verma

Wanna know the difference between sluts and mosquitoes? When you slap a mosquitoe, they stop sucking.

— Anonymous

“Mosquitos prefer to bite children rather than adults - and prefer blondes to brunettes!”

— Jack Goldstein

If you don't believe one person can make a difference, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.

— Anita Roddick

Mosquito: The only insect that makes you prefer flies.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life would be much easier if mosquitoes sucked, tension instead of blood

— Anonymous

If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

— Zhat

If you think You are too small to be efective, You have never been in the dark with a 'mosquito.'

— Pacifiersucker

Blondes are like white mice, you only find them in cages. They wouldn’t last long in nature. They’re too conspicuous.

— Margaret Atwood

I've been attacked my a mosquito and I need some help.

— Lo Bosworth

I hate mosquitoes... I mean, I know I'm delicious, but dang.

— Anonymous

You don't hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.

— Simon Cowell