Children Quote by Jack Goldstein

“Mosquitos prefer to bite children rather than adults - and prefer blondes to brunettes! No-one knows why.”

— Jack Goldstein

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

— Anonymous

“Some morbidity in me attracts mosquitoes”

— Robert Lowell

“The mosquitoes around here are so mean - one day I saw one chase a bird into a birdhouse. The only thing that save…

— possibly an Alaskan

“Are you to be an individual, a trespasser in territory none else has had the wit or nerve to explore, or just another troublesome…

— Tom Robbins

“Kirie, did you know that female mosquitoes are the only ones who suck blood? And only when they're carrying a batch of eggs. They…

— Junji Ito

“Don't be afraid to bite on a giant, learn from the mosquito”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

Mosquito: The only insect that makes you prefer flies.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Next time a mosquito buzzes in your ear, accuse her of unnatural behaviour. If she were well behaved and content with what God gave…

— Yuval Noah Harari

“I prefer brunettes.”

— Stephanie Meyer

“The time, the mosquito will land on your testicles, the way you'll kill it, will help you to resolve world issues without violence”

— Ntambara Sylvestre Owen Berbason

I hate mosquitoes... I mean, I know I'm delicious, but dang.

— Anonymous