Humor Quote by Amit Verma Download Open image “The difference between a mosquito and a slut, when you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.” — Amit Verma ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
Wanna know the difference between sluts and mosquitoes? When you slap a mosquitoe, they stop sucking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't believe one person can make a difference, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. — Anita Roddick Copy Share Image
Im not saying your a slut. I'm saying your like a mosquito you like alot of different people and no-one knows what disease your… — Patience Copy Share Image
Life would be much easier if mosquitoes sucked, tension instead of blood — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“SUMMER twilight brings the mosquito. In fact, when we go far north or far south, we have him with us both by day and… — Horace Kephart Copy Share Image
Some have supposed that the mosquito is of a devout turn, and never will partake of a meal without first saying grace. The devotions… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
Im not saying your a slut.im saying your like a mosquito you like alot of different people and noone knows what disease your carrying… — SHEYA Copy Share Image
Ever wonder about the true purpose of mosquitoes? I'm thinking it must be God's source of amusement... watching us slap ourselves! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Bitches come to school looking like hell everyday and then Friday they come with they Beyonce outfits on smh — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I touch my wiener. Roses are red lemons are sour spread your legs… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
*On a roller coaster* Other People; AHHH! WOOOHOO! - Me: HOLY SHIT. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I'M GONNA DIE, GET ME OFF,… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Being the 1% of the population that doesn't receive a cute morning text. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Yall ever had a friend that borrow your shit, & kept it so long........... you had to borrow it back? — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean, And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine, But your… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
