The best curve on a girl is her smile (: Lol just kidding, look at dat ass — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Baby, you're the reason I get up in the morning... LOL JK, I need to pee. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Ladies: Being smart will only get you so far…Having big boobs and a fat ass will take you the rest of the… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Bitches come to school looking like hell everyday and then Friday they come with they Beyonce outfits on smh — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Rape,Period,Abuse,Abortion,Pregnancy,Harassment,Breast cancer,Being cheated on ..Females go through a lot. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Females will argue with you for 30mins , then be like I ain't even gonna argue with you. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I hate when girls say, You probably say that to every girl B*tch, dont you use the same resume when applying for… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I'm the jealous type , you know why ? Because remember , we started out as Just friends too ... — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
My girlfriend says I can't focus on two things at once...guess she hasn't noticed me staring at her boobs — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
For those who know nothing about how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Never call a girl fat you don't know how far she'll go to prove you wrong. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I made the mistake of asking Siri what women want and she has been talking nonstop for 3 days... — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Bitches come to school looking like hell everyday and then Friday they come with they Beyonce outfits on smh — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I touch my wiener. Roses are red lemons are sour spread your legs… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
*On a roller coaster* Other People; AHHH! WOOOHOO! - Me: HOLY SHIT. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I'M GONNA DIE, GET ME OFF,… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Being the 1% of the population that doesn't receive a cute morning text. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Yall ever had a friend that borrow your shit, & kept it so long…... you had to borrow it back? — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean, And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine, But your… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
