Funny Quote by SIAR Download Open image “I didn't slap you ... I just high fived your face >.” — SIAR ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I didn't slap anyone! I was just swinging my hand in the air and someone decided to block it with his cheek. I wasn't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would slap you, but I dont want my hand to sink in your five pounds of cover up you decided to put on… — Author Name Copy Share Image
These my two hands / quick to slap my face / before others could slap it. — Gloria E. Anzaldúa Copy Share Image
See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate. — CM Punk Copy Share Image
No reason to get angry at anybody for slapping you literally or figuratively. It's just nature unfolding perfectly and obviously that slap is part of my process that is shaping me as I become all I'm becoming. I'm sure this understanding will be a big help to us in our yoga practice and also as a teacher. More than anything… — Bryan Kest Copy Share
If you were closer, I'd slap you," she said. "Let me help," I replied, and stepped closer. She promptly slapped me, which surprised me… — Kenneth Oppel Copy Share Image
Better you slap my face than you back stabber…my friends…get out of my life… — Latest Copy Share Image
I slapped my face two or three times with both hands, as hard as possible. The slapping hurt. It snapped me to attention. My… — Brad Alan Lewis Copy Share Image
It's funny when you love someone so much you do your best to makes them happy but they don't do anything to makes you happy you do what you can just to see them happy but they do what they can to makes you sad people think that love hurts but that's wrong because people who hurts you not (… — SIAR Copy Share
You can love me or hate me ..it is both benefits for me because if you love me I will be in your heart… — SIAR Copy Share Image
Stop being nice with all people because they will take advantage of you...and when they hurts you they will say sorry but they will… — SIAR Copy Share Image
Doctor: Youre overweight. Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Doctor: You're also ugly. — SIAR Copy Share Image
I told myself you stop liking you but in the end it is something I can't do. :( — SIAR Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
