Funny Quote by SIAR

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

— Chris Farley

My doctor told me that I really should lose some weight. "You're mildly obese," he said. And I thought, "Well, who couldn't afford to…

— Maya Angelou

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him … If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said … Alright……

— Rodney Dangerfield

I'm ugly, I'm overweight, but I'm happy

— Andrew Flintoff

I had gone to the doctor. The doctor said, 'You're healthy as a horse. You've got two weight problems - two health problems because…

— Jason Alexander

“Doctor, I appreciate your diagnosis, but I will not accept your verdict”

— Joseph McClendon Iii

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

— Red Skelton

“Doctor, if being a bitch is healthy, then I am the healthiest damn woman on the face of the earth”

— Augusten Burroughs

“As a doctor, he knew that there is no physiological reason for all men and women over the age of 40 to become overweight.”

— Wim Hof

as we acquire new aches and new pains, our health care is, of necessity, being supplied by internists, cardiologists, dermatologists, podiatrists, urologists, periodontists, gynecologists…

— Judith Viorst

I'm a terrible patient, and I find that doctors can be very condescending.

— Sherry Stringfield

In short, the difference between you and your doctor is that he has a well-designed reputation and you do not.

— Chris Murray