Categories Quote by Maya Angelou

The weight loss came about because a buddy of mine who was diagnosed with diabetes because of his obesity told me that I was…

— Carlos Mencia

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.'…

— Tommy Cooper

The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

— Henny Youngman

Doctor: You'll live to be 60! Patient: I AM 60! Doctor: See! What did I tell you?

— Nikhil Saluja

Doctor: Youre overweight. Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Doctor: You're also ugly.

— SIAR

My doctor said to me afterwards, 'When you were ill you behaved like a true philosopher. Every time you came to yourself you made…

— Bertrand Russell

I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in…

— Henny Youngman

You know what the doctor said to me to cheer me up?" Fat said. "There are worse diseases than cancer." "Did he show you…

— Philip K. Dick

It saddens me every day when people come up and say, 'OK, how did you lose that weight?' I can't speak about it because…

— Renee Zellweger

“What kind of work do you do,” I asked. “Promise you won’t laugh?” “Promise.” “I’m a proctologist.” I couldn’t help it. I laughed a…

— Buffy Andrews

“People say i need a Doctor! I say i am a Doctor!!”

— PRIYANSHU JOSHI

“REFUSAL When you refuse to tell your weight and age, people know you're fat and old.”

— Chocolate Waters