“(1)BEING A POET is like opening a car door & exposing yourself. (2)BEING A GOOD POET is like opening the door &… — Chocolate Waters Humor Copy Share Image
“REFUSAL When you refuse to tell your weight and age, people know you're fat and old.” — Chocolate Waters Aging Copy Share Image
“ELVIS & MARILYN: The deader they get - the more money they make.” — Chocolate Waters Elvis-presley-marilyn-monroe Copy Share Image
“DISARM ALL RAPISTS But what will we do With their legs?” — Chocolate Waters Feminism Copy Share Image
“SAY EXACTLY what you think until you find that no one is listening then say something else” — Chocolate Waters Communication Copy Share Image
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“PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE I have so much to do today. I can’t possibly get it all done, so I’m not going to… — Chocolate Waters Humor Copy Share Image
“THIS IS A COMPLIMENT? You're incrediburgable she said which is to say You're a little like incredible but a lot more like… — Chocolate Waters Humor Copy Share Image