“Sometimes the writing just comes and we're like, oh yeah. Gotta love when that happens.” — Buffy Andrews Happens Copy Share Image
“Me to Comma: I will never get use to you wanting to butt your way into my sentences -- even if you're… — Buffy Andrews Comma Copy Share Image
“I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us.” — Buffy Andrews Edit Copy Share Image
“I'm in love with writing, but sometimes I swear it hates me.” — Buffy Andrews Hates Copy Share Image
“I’ll pray for good semen. And I’ll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.” — Buffy Andrews Book quotes Copy Share Image
“I was just thinking that he might be willing. It’s not like he needs his semen.” — Buffy Andrews Book quotes Copy Share Image
“Do you remember the time, Mike,” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator.… — Buffy Andrews Book quotes Copy Share Image
“I am so over you, Rejection. You can't get to me like that anymore. I won't let you squash my hopes and… — Buffy Andrews Door Copy Share Image
“Trying to get an agent is like standing in line to be picked for kickball. Pick me! Pick me! ...Dang, last again.” — Buffy Andrews Writers-life Copy Share Image
“What kind of work do you do,” I asked. “Promise you won’t laugh?” “Promise.” “I’m a proctologist.” I couldn’t help it. I… — Buffy Andrews Book-quote Copy Share Image
“As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they… — Buffy Andrews Book quotes Copy Share Image
“Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can’t fight for themselves. And… — Buffy Andrews Book quotes Copy Share Image
“Characters are like kids. They want to be played with, taken on adventures. And they won't let you rest until you do.” — Buffy Andrews Adventure Copy Share Image
“The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it’s too late and you’re face down… — Buffy Andrews Book quotes Copy Share Image
“One day comes after another and another and pretty soon you realize that yesterday was pretty damn long ago and that everything… — Buffy Andrews Book quotes Copy Share Image
