“(I'm trying to improve my typing. notice I now leave a space after a comma, I'm very proud of myself!)” — Nick Bantock Copy Share Image
One of the funniest antidotes of all time...you sit there like you're in a comma. — Archie Bunker Copy Share Image
I was eventually to become one person, gathered up maybe, during a pause, at a comma. — Lyn Hejinian Copy Share Image
“I'm no more than a comma in life. I who am a colon. Thou, thou art my exclamation.” — Clarice Lispector Copy Share Image
Sometime yuh got to shut up, swallow yr pride and accept that yuh are wrong. It's not called giving up, it's called… — Teary Persaud Copy Share Image
I spent the morning putting in a comma and the afternoon removing it. — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
“And that was when I said 'Henry, the placement of the comma depends on whether 'I ate grandmother' or 'I ate, grandmother'.” — Mia Castile Copy Share Image
Give me the comma of imperfect striving, thus to find zest in the immediate living. Ever the reaching but never the gaining,… — Winston Graham Copy Share Image
I mean we cant even rock them shoes if it dont got a comma on the price tag ya know. I mean..… — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
“1) I’m, a, comma, whore. Apparently, I throw them around like confetti. Or glitter. The title of my next book: WHY COMMAS… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
So now you through with all my foul ways, but you never comma when your period is 5 days, gotta be high… — Wale Copy Share Image
The goofiness of radicals thinking they have to dress in Guatemalan peasant clothes. The poor don't want you to look like them.… — Tracy Kidder Copy Share Image
“For And Nor But Or Yet So And you know what to do: when you see one of these little fellows in… — Jenny Baranick Copy Share Image
I'm a fierce editor! I don't edit out things that I began by saying, usually. The editing is on the micro level… — Lydia Davis Copy Share Image
“Leave no "full stop" in between the sentences that make up your life story. If anything, let "commas" show that when you… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
“It is no accident, Ma, that the comma resembles a fetus— that curve of continuation. We were all once inside our mothers,… — Ocean Vuong Copy Share Image
Thurber was asked by a correspondent: "Why did you have a comma in the sentence, 'After dinner, the men went into the… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
He who sees his heir in his own child, carries his eye over hopes and possessions lying far beyond his gravestone, viewing… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
“So the fire and its subsequent flood, wich destroyed everything left that was not flammable and added a particularly noisome flux to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A comma . . . catches the gentle drift of the mind in thought, turning in on itself and back on itself,… — Pico Iyer Copy Share Image
In the theater, which is a sort of jungle, one does have to be a little bit careful. One mustn't be so… — Edward Albee Copy Share Image
If you bend a branch until it's horizontal, the sap will slow to a stopping point: a comma or colon, made of… — Alice Oswald Copy Share Image
Well, start waving and yelling, because it is the so-called Oxford comma and it is a lot more dangerous than its exclusive,… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
“People of very different opinions--friends who can discuss politics, religion, and sex with perfect civility--are often reduced to red-faced rage when the… — Jack Lynch Copy Share Image
“When it comes to matters of the comma, don’t follow your heart—follow the rules.” — Jenny Baranick Copy Share Image
“Never place a period in your life where God only meant to place a comma.” — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
I understand girls talk behind my back, but the thing is I'm real and that's something they lack. — Unkown Copy Share Image
“Consider failure as just a comma in the middle of a sentence that tells the story of your life.” — Jeff O'Leary Copy Share Image
Discerning placement of a comma does not atone for a spiritual coma. — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image