Cholesterol Quote by John Pinette Download Open image “My cholesterol count has a comma.” — John Pinette ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cholesterol
I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Cholesterol has nothing to do with heart disease. Nothing wrong with saturated fats. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from someone else's plate.” — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
My cholesterol went from 220 to 149. I was crying like a 'Biggest Loser' contestant when my doctor gave me the news. — Marissa Jaret Winokur Copy Share Image
It's a bit of a myth that too much cholesterol causes heart attacks. — Steven Gundry Copy Share Image
Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol. — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
My latest blood test said my cholesterol was very high and my doctor recommended some medicine for it. I said "no" to his recommendation… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I've changed my own lifestyle since a doctor warned me my cholesterol levels meant I was in danger of a heart attack. — Gregg Wallace Copy Share Image
“Dr. Bowden: Let’s go back in time. If you went to a health fair around 1950, you’d see people sitting there with little pin… — Ameer Rosic Copy Share Image
I made $225.81 a week as an accountant, and I went to $400 a week as a stand-up. I was up to $800 a… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I was an accountant for six months, and for the last three, I didn't do much work. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
All I'm really doing is talking about going on diets and... just about being a big guy. Why should that be any different from… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
My philosophy in life is just to laugh as much as possible through the good and the bad - to laugh at the tragedies… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I'm one of the larger mammals. Everyone in my family was large, mom and dad, my two older sisters. If you meet a skinny… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
The guy who made the shoes for 'Hairspray' said putting shoes on me was like putting a pump on a ham. I found out… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I started off doing impressions. It was a comfortable way to get started. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I want to talk about being a big guy... it's not a fat joke. It's a joke about living the way you live. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I'd done the movie 'The Punisher,' and Travolta was in that, though we didn't have scenes together. We met at the premiere and he's… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I denied my comic thing there for awhile. I always made people laugh, but my family said that's not the real world, I had… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I didn't drive eleven hours across the state of Texas to watch my cholesterol. — Robb Walsh Copy Share Image
Did we not all grow up saying we had to have four glasses of whole milk a day for healthy bones? It's ridiculous. It's… — Steve Wynn Copy Share Image
I love eggs so much. I feel like my day hasn't started until I've had eggs. I'm probably gonna die from high cholesterol! — Norah Jones Copy Share Image
A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy. It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide, and… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The most common objection that I hear to walking as exercise is that it's too easy, that only sweaty, strenuous activity offers real benefits.… — Andrew Weil Copy Share Image
My latest blood test said my cholesterol was very high and my doctor recommended some medicine for it. I said "no" to his recommendation… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you want an abortion you go to Planned Parenthood and that’s well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does. — Jon Kyl Copy Share Image
When I heard that heart disease kills more women than all cancers combined - when I heard that, I knew. The other thing that's… — Laura Bush Copy Share Image
If all other risk factors are normal, and you exercise moderately, your risk of having high CRP is one in 2000, .. A person… — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
My cholesterol went from 220 to 149. I was crying like a 'Biggest Loser' contestant when my doctor gave me the news. — Marissa Jaret Winokur Copy Share Image
Since becoming an alleged adult, I've always felt like I should exercise - or should at least want to exercise - and make a… — Ali Liebegott Copy Share Image
