You see, I've always had this thing in that I love to make people laugh, I want to entertain people. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
For some reason, people enjoy seeing me lose my cherub-like demeanor. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I denied my comic thing there for awhile. I always made people laugh, but my family said that's not the real world,… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
In my case, I don't eat a lot before a show. I eat after. But I do two shows and it becomes… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I could go out and talk about President Clinton... or some issue, but people will be on either side. But everyone eats.… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
People have told me, 'It's part of your act, you're big, it's part of your persona.' Well, as I've lost weight, my… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
People have been trained to believe that comedy is the five- and 10-minute segments that you see on TV. But in 10… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I made $225.81 a week as an accountant, and I went to $400 a week as a stand-up. I was up to $800 a… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I was an accountant for six months, and for the last three, I didn't do much work. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
All I'm really doing is talking about going on diets and... just about being a big guy. Why should that be any different from… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
My philosophy in life is just to laugh as much as possible through the good and the bad - to laugh at the tragedies… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I'm one of the larger mammals. Everyone in my family was large, mom and dad, my two older sisters. If you meet a skinny… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
The guy who made the shoes for 'Hairspray' said putting shoes on me was like putting a pump on a ham. I found out… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I started off doing impressions. It was a comfortable way to get started. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I want to talk about being a big guy... it's not a fat joke. It's a joke about living the way you live. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I'd done the movie 'The Punisher,' and Travolta was in that, though we didn't have scenes together. We met at the premiere and he's… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
