Book quotes Quote by Buffy Andrews Download Open image ““You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.”” — Buffy Andrews ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Book quotes Buffy-andrews Funny Gina-and-mike Humor Long time Time Writers-world Yearbook-series
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