“I’ll pray for good semen. And I’ll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.” — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“I was just thinking that he might be willing. It’s not like he needs his semen.” — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“Do you remember the time, Mike,” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator.… — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“What kind of work do you do,” I asked. “Promise you won’t laugh?” “Promise.” “I’m a proctologist.” I couldn’t help it. I… — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“Jesus fuckin’ Christ, Gina. You were my dream. You’ve always been my dream. Don’t you see? You were always more important to… — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it’s too late and you’re face down… — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“One day comes after another and another and pretty soon you realize that yesterday was pretty damn long ago and that everything… — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can’t fight for themselves. And… — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they… — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
